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I have changed my mind...I will just do profiles on people I know instead of just flatmates...the top 5 (not in any kind of order so don't get offended!) are me flatmates...the rest are a group of people worthy of my friendship.
Name: Hannah "The Minger" Lumley
Favourite Things: Food - shes in a perminant state of pregnancy so she eats some weird shit, smoking, the reefer, clubbing, "being fat", telly, take-aways, Countdown, Wheel of Fortune and other assorted cheesy gameshows.
Favourite Saying(s): "Alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll", "chicken"
Worst Saying: "James, can I borrow your computer? I need to do this 10,000 word essay thats due in tomorrow....."
Mode of Transport: A bashed up Metro with more dents than a 20 year old Skoda. Far insuperior to mine
Work Ethic: "I'll do it tomorrow"
Name: Alex "Dodgy Cockney Geezer" Burchnall
Favourite Things: Tea, smoking, the reefer, sitting around, sleeping (anywhere anytime), curry, inflicting smoke on me and other non-smokers.
Favourite Saying(s): "Hannah, put the kettle on"
Worst Saying: "You making a brew James?"
Mode of Transport: Fiesta with a broken wing mirror
Work Ethic: "Fuck it" or on a good day "I've done it"
Name: Chetna "ChetStar" Parmar
Favourite Things: A tidy flat, spicy food that "isn't hot", dancing like a nutter, partying, cleaning, working, sleeping, gossiping.
Favourite Saying(s): "I'm going to bed"
Worst Saying: "What about the rest of the washing up??", "Its your own fault so ha ha!"
Mode of Transport: None/Public Transport depending on your outlook
Work Ethic: "I WILL NOT FAIL!!"
Name: Nick the Greek
Favourite Things: His mobile phone, talking on his mobile, sleeping, cooking Greek type things.
Favourite Saying(s): Had a good day Nick? "yes, but very tiring", "I have a new project on"
Worst Saying: "I have a new project on"
Mode of Transport: None/Public Transport
Work Ethic: "I have loads to do"
Name: Anester "Physco/Kiddie Fiddler/Fiddler/Mosh Queen/Nutter" Halliday
Favourite Things: Her boyfriend which she fiddles with regularly (sorry!!), music (strange and twisted stuff like Slipknot and Napalm Death...she does like Delerious so thats cool), vodka (she is a total lightweight...two vodkas and your carrying her down the stairs doh), being violent when drunk (throwing chairs and anything else), her computer (she is one with the Matrix..even more so than me..perhaps she is the "one"?!?!), gigs (violent ones involving animal sacrifices and other general moshing activities), not going to uni, abusing small children for her pleasure.
Favourite Saying(s): "Oh for Gods sake", "Raaaaa!", "No you can't borrow my CD"
Worst Saying: "Ohhhh noooo"
Mode of Transport: None/Public Transport....actually I'm not even sure if she uses that... she seems to materialise in places with seemingly no way of getting there. Freaky.
Work Ethic: "Oh well never mind..I'll do it tomorrow"
Name: Carl Anthony "Crud/Cruddock/Crudster" Ruddock
Favourite Things: COG (a rather fast computer), his pile of assorted computer parts (mainly broken), games, the net, gigs, music, women (preferably nude), his lovely family who gets on soooo well with (???????????), abusing customers in Smiths, working for a dodgy computer firm pulling PC's to small bits and then trying to put them back to togeter again and cursing when there are bits left over, spending money, his DVD player ("DVD!"..sorry private joke), the cinema (continuing his quest to see every single film ever produced), shopping for "ni homey" clothes, clubbing, getting pissed (and of course all associated vomitting), driving round.
Favourite Saying(s): "I love my fecking brick", "James, when are you coming home", "Can't be knackered"
Worst Saying: "Can't be knackered"...is worst as well because it doesn't achieve anyting
Mode of Transport: Some kind of messed up diesel Fiesta van (ex-BT) which he has to get rid of soon
Work Ethic: "Can't be knackered" - funny how that phrase pops up!
Name: William "Fuck off I'm not a cockney" Morris
Favourite Things: His bird KT or Katie, rugby (foolish game which usually involves him getting a kicking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :)), drinking (lots) and going on the lash, clubbing (esp. when pissed), computers (put in just to annoy him and portray him as a "geek"..sorry mate!), annoying me with his constant stream of stupid computer based questions (after all I am the fountain of all knowledge!?!), sleeping (preferably with KT), making stupid amounts of money doing internet programming jobs with me!
Favourite Saying(s): "Geek!", "Goblin"
Worst Saying: I dunno, something in cockney
Mode of Transport: Citroen Zaxo 1.4i. Respect going out as it motors.
Work Ethic: "I will revise this half an hour before the exam and get 90%"...he does do that...mainly because of photographic memory...BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Name: Danial "Moaning Bastard" Litchfield
Favourite Things: 186 (Newent) Squadron ATC...furry muff, his woman Carlyn, bitching to me about all the responsibility he has to hold when I am not there to hold his hand!!!, drinking, fruit machines (he thinks hes good but I don't think he has a clue how to use the bloody things!), general moaning about things...well its his fault...he should have been a student like me!!!!!
Favourite Saying: "For fucks sake", "I'm I/C Squadon when you and Kath arn't here!" (sorry mate couldn't resist it!)
Worst Saying: "I'm I/C Squadon when you and Kath arn't here!" lol :)
Work Ethic: Good because he needs the money to live
Favourite Things: Food - shes in a perminant state of pregnancy so she eats some weird shit, smoking, the reefer, clubbing, "being fat", telly, take-aways, Countdown, Wheel of Fortune and other assorted cheesy gameshows.
Favourite Saying(s): "Alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll", "chicken"
Worst Saying: "James, can I borrow your computer? I need to do this 10,000 word essay thats due in tomorrow....."
Mode of Transport: A bashed up Metro with more dents than a 20 year old Skoda. Far insuperior to mine
Work Ethic: "I'll do it tomorrow"
Name: Alex "Dodgy Cockney Geezer" Burchnall
Favourite Things: Tea, smoking, the reefer, sitting around, sleeping (anywhere anytime), curry, inflicting smoke on me and other non-smokers.
Favourite Saying(s): "Hannah, put the kettle on"
Worst Saying: "You making a brew James?"
Mode of Transport: Fiesta with a broken wing mirror
Work Ethic: "Fuck it" or on a good day "I've done it"
Name: Chetna "ChetStar" Parmar
Favourite Things: A tidy flat, spicy food that "isn't hot", dancing like a nutter, partying, cleaning, working, sleeping, gossiping.
Favourite Saying(s): "I'm going to bed"
Worst Saying: "What about the rest of the washing up??", "Its your own fault so ha ha!"
Mode of Transport: None/Public Transport depending on your outlook
Work Ethic: "I WILL NOT FAIL!!"
Name: Nick the Greek
Favourite Things: His mobile phone, talking on his mobile, sleeping, cooking Greek type things.
Favourite Saying(s): Had a good day Nick? "yes, but very tiring", "I have a new project on"
Worst Saying: "I have a new project on"
Mode of Transport: None/Public Transport
Work Ethic: "I have loads to do"
Name: Anester "Physco/Kiddie Fiddler/Fiddler/Mosh Queen/Nutter" Halliday
Favourite Things: Her boyfriend which she fiddles with regularly (sorry!!), music (strange and twisted stuff like Slipknot and Napalm Death...she does like Delerious so thats cool), vodka (she is a total lightweight...two vodkas and your carrying her down the stairs doh), being violent when drunk (throwing chairs and anything else), her computer (she is one with the Matrix..even more so than me..perhaps she is the "one"?!?!), gigs (violent ones involving animal sacrifices and other general moshing activities), not going to uni, abusing small children for her pleasure.
Favourite Saying(s): "Oh for Gods sake", "Raaaaa!", "No you can't borrow my CD"
Worst Saying: "Ohhhh noooo"
Mode of Transport: None/Public Transport....actually I'm not even sure if she uses that... she seems to materialise in places with seemingly no way of getting there. Freaky.
Work Ethic: "Oh well never mind..I'll do it tomorrow"
Name: Carl Anthony "Crud/Cruddock/Crudster" Ruddock
Favourite Things: COG (a rather fast computer), his pile of assorted computer parts (mainly broken), games, the net, gigs, music, women (preferably nude), his lovely family who gets on soooo well with (???????????), abusing customers in Smiths, working for a dodgy computer firm pulling PC's to small bits and then trying to put them back to togeter again and cursing when there are bits left over, spending money, his DVD player ("DVD!"..sorry private joke), the cinema (continuing his quest to see every single film ever produced), shopping for "ni homey" clothes, clubbing, getting pissed (and of course all associated vomitting), driving round.
Favourite Saying(s): "I love my fecking brick", "James, when are you coming home", "Can't be knackered"
Worst Saying: "Can't be knackered"...is worst as well because it doesn't achieve anyting
Mode of Transport: Some kind of messed up diesel Fiesta van (ex-BT) which he has to get rid of soon
Work Ethic: "Can't be knackered" - funny how that phrase pops up!
Name: William "Fuck off I'm not a cockney" Morris
Favourite Things: His bird KT or Katie, rugby (foolish game which usually involves him getting a kicking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol :)), drinking (lots) and going on the lash, clubbing (esp. when pissed), computers (put in just to annoy him and portray him as a "geek"..sorry mate!), annoying me with his constant stream of stupid computer based questions (after all I am the fountain of all knowledge!?!), sleeping (preferably with KT), making stupid amounts of money doing internet programming jobs with me!
Favourite Saying(s): "Geek!", "Goblin"
Worst Saying: I dunno, something in cockney
Mode of Transport: Citroen Zaxo 1.4i. Respect going out as it motors.
Work Ethic: "I will revise this half an hour before the exam and get 90%"...he does do that...mainly because of photographic memory...BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Name: Danial "Moaning Bastard" Litchfield
Favourite Things: 186 (Newent) Squadron ATC...furry muff, his woman Carlyn, bitching to me about all the responsibility he has to hold when I am not there to hold his hand!!!, drinking, fruit machines (he thinks hes good but I don't think he has a clue how to use the bloody things!), general moaning about things...well its his fault...he should have been a student like me!!!!!
Favourite Saying: "For fucks sake", "I'm I/C Squadon when you and Kath arn't here!" (sorry mate couldn't resist it!)
Worst Saying: "I'm I/C Squadon when you and Kath arn't here!" lol :)
Work Ethic: Good because he needs the money to live